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1. Tattoos – No, there are no exceptions. Tattoos are one of those things that look hot on a small minority of drop-dead gorgeous movie stars like Angelina Jolie, but in real life, less than 1% of women can actually pull it off in any form. (Variations include girls that have watched way too many Evanescence music videos, girls that had an ex-boyfriend die in a surfing accident and have branded his name onto their wrist, hipster bitches, white trash skanks, wannabe porn stars, etc.)
2. Daddy Issues - This rears its head in all sorts of ways, so proceed with caution. Unfortunately, this is often a sad result of modern-day divorce statistics. (Variations include super clingy and/or insecure girls who tend to think every disagreement leads to someone being abandoned in a dumpster, girls that are desperate for attention from any and every male figure, girls who turn into femi-bitches a.k.a. femi-nazis at any sign of conflict, etc.)
3. Make-up Extremities - This should go without saying, but the amount of males who ignore this one is absolutely astounding. More to the point, be wary of any girl who has obviously spent hours putting on “her face” before she went outside, or otherwise seems to have a quarter-inch of foundation on her face. At the same time, be wary of girls who are staunchly opposed to wearing make-up, or shaving, or other such politically-driven clichés.
4. Too Many Guy Friends - To be honest, this one is related sometimes to #2, but sometimes not. This should be an automatic HUGE red flag. Avoid any girl with an uncanny amount of “guy friends” whether it be online social networks, in real life, or whatever. She’s either a total whore, has major daddy issues, has a general lack of social etiquette and/or discretion, or doesn’t seem to impress other females as being a worthwhile person.
5. Obsessed with Online Social Networks - This isn’t going away any time soon, so its worth including. Watch out for women that seem overly obsessed with websites like Facebook, MySpace, Match.com, dating websites, etc. They are either super bored, super narcissistic, super insecure, super bitchy, super desperate, or total whores. Whichever it is, stay the hell away.
6. Extremely “Anti-Trendy” - This speaks to the general direction that mankind as a whole has been headed for the last few decades, but it deserves a mention anyway. Unless you want a girl with a ton of baggage or who will end up annoying the shit out of you later on in life, then avoid the ladies who are out to “prove a point” every chance they get. (Variations include girls who refuse to drink Starbucks coffee because its too corporate, girls who seem to have 250 indie bands memorized when you ask them what music they like, girls who think marriage is “totally unnecessary… you know!?”, and all that disgusting jazz.
7. Overly Forward - Again, this should be obvious to most men, but alas, most fellas do their thinking with the wrong head. The fact that a girl *confidently* walks up to you and starts jabbering like crazy doesn’t necessary mean that she’s slutty (more likely, she’s just a total wackjob), but let’s be honest, there aren’t too many dudes out there who warrant such easy attention from las chicas, except maybe Jack Bauer. Unless she shows at least a little bit of reserve, or at the very minimum, a bit of playfulness, then for the love of Christ, give it a second thought before you dive in.
8. Hangs Out Quite Often At Bars, Clubs, Etc - Slutty, crazy, or depressed… with likely daddy issues. Take your pick. As a general rule of thumb, you shouldn’t really be picking out a wife at a bar. If you’re into one night stands, then go for it, but at least choose a girl who showed up with some of her other girl-friends.
9. Extremely Clueless - Doesn’t know who the Vice President is? Red flag. Doesn’t know about that massive earthquake that happened in Haiti last week? Red flag. Doesn’t care to educate herself after her stupidity is pointed out? Red flag. Thinks it’s attractive to be stupid or pretend that she’s stupid? Red flag. Are you getting the point yet?…
10. Easily Offended, Extremely Poubty, Etc - In short, avoid girls who can’t take a joke, don’t laugh much, love to act offended about nearly everything as some bizarre attempt at proving they are “enlightened”, or who actually do get offended or hurt by random bullshit all the time. Also, avoid girls who seem to have a different reaction each time to the same stimuli (“Wanna grab dinner?” … “Don’t talk to me!”), or who seem addicted to poubting, or who generally don’t seem to have a handle on their emotional reactions. Yah, that sure helps to narrow it down, huh? 
Honorable mention: Overly Athletic – Desires nothing more than to constantly attempt to show you up mountain climbing or weight-lifting? Run, run, as fast as you can, away from this type of female. She probably had some bitter encounter with a cop one day and is now a questionable lesbian.
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THERE IS NO B IN POUT! It says College Times at the top of the page. Act like you have a college education! Spell check didn`t work?
@Milo: Apparently, it didn’t work for you, either. There’s no space in “didn’t.”
However, concerning the article, these pointers definitely seem as though they should be one of the most obvious things in the world; alas, as you said, guys think with the wrong head. About the only thing going through their mind when a woman talks to them, particularly a physically attractive one, is “she’s got tits, she’s got ass, and if I play my cards right, I could tap that by tonight.”
LMAO @ ‘poubty’ hahahahahahhahaha
Also, wtf man, you clearly fail at reading people but a major win in groundless, pigheaded generalizations about people
Maybe if you learned a thing or two about how people actually worked then you wouldn’t be such a misogynist because a worthwhile girl would spot you at a distance and RUNNNNN
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I have a tattoo on my left shoulder blade, it looks just fine. I don’t understand how that reflects my moral character as being loose or “bitchy” as you put it. In addition, my best friends are guys. If you can’t handle meeting a girl who is comfortable around guys then I’m guessing you may have some serious confidence issues.
This article is garbage, no wonder the author stayed anonymous, cliched, sexist, pseudo logic, in essence pure drivel.
i think i just broke every rule. sad sad sad…
@Mysti, or it’s hideous and your friends don’t have the heart to tell you
@Anonymous, beauty is relative moron, so to try to put your limited views on others is sad, pathetic and pointless, kind of like your life.
I like being around guys more than girls, simply because I think they’re funnier, more interesting and great to hang out with. I see girl-friends for more emotional things, and to hang out with once in a while. I think this mainly because most of my friends that are girls blabber too much about guys, crushes, boyfriends, etc. Which has become pretty tiring for me.
I don’t like much of mainstream, simply because I don’t like it. I also don’t like to wear a lot of stuff that is considered “fashionable” right now, because I have my own style, and I can manage to make it look different and unique without looking like a fashion disaster. I can name you tons of bands that are underground because, face it, most of mainstream is crap. I just consider underground or foreign bands more interesting.
Though I’m not THAT anal with trendy stuff.
Oh and hey dude, you sure don’t look at much rock stars lately. A lot of guys like girls with a lot of make-up and tattoos. Just because some girls have tats or tons of make-up doesn’t mean they’re whores or anything. It means they like to experiment, want to be different, or just because they fucking can.
This article looks like guys shouldn’t date alternative girls or something. Dude, there’s a lot of fail in your logic. :/
P.S. If I were a guy, I would totally date that girl in the picture. She’s gorgeous!
P.P.S. There’s no “b” in “pout”! SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECK! HEIL GRAMMATIK!
what a bull shit article filled with your own personal biases.
if you’re worried about girls who have lots of guy friends, you’re just really insecure.
also, if you knew anything about tattoos you’d know angelina doesn’t have any nice tattoos.
I like propaganda! Nice lies and bullshit poster!
@mysti Don’t worry sweetheart your tatoo’s just fine. It’s ok that you have guy friends too. They are supportive and understand you. This is good because of the daddy issues i assume? mrrrrm? and tats…lets play the guessing game and estimate that you’ll like the flaming skull on your left shoulder blade when your 28. but then when you’re 35 and three kids have ‘come out the door’, little timmy will ask “mommy whats that closet monster on your shoulder?” and then you’ll hope for some good removal technology to develope that won’t leave too many scars.
WTF the girl in that foto is fuckin’ disgusting no wonder you are so blind to your own issues
Do you like emoticons as much as you like contradicting yo self? Lissen Sissta it seems to me that the prevolent point you have been tangoing in your jive is that you enjoy to swim against the flo of da riva because average johny next to you seems to make you feel less individualistic because he gets a good vibe from coldplay and regina spektor. Thus you seek something different like the mud at the bottom of the river (aka idk what do fem bitches listen too….bjork? ya that’ll do just fine). Anywhoo, you feel different with this way of swimming. Occasionally you discover a bottom dweller (aka underground band) that excites you. Now you feel original. And you tell your normal friends in a condecending way about all these underground bands you listen too. And yet as you swim up stream further you find other fish who have discovered that same bottom dweller, that same band. wait for it……Uh oh! Looks like the hipster has become out hipzed?? Maybe you can cover it up with makeup and guy friends?? Or find a bunch of normal people who like good music even if its mainstream and then you’ll pretend to be normal and nice to them…but then you’ll just put them in your toolbox won’t ya sista?
ps. i purposely mis spelled many words because I hate hate hate grammar freaks. Happy late ground hog day.
So you’re saying that tattoos are ok on men, that they don’t have mommy issues, do you think that it’s ok for men to wear makeup? Should men not have too many female friends, perhaps you think that men don’t get obsessed with Online Social Networks, what about the guys who don’t run screaming into the store the minute the latest ck jean hit the rails, or worship the gods of style? I suppose it’s ok for a guy to push himself onto a woman, probably in those bars etc that you shouldn’t always hang out at. Maybe you shouldn’t be the typical braindead hillbilly that still thinks nixons in the whitehouse, or get offended when people point out how stupid your asinine and pathetic scribblings are, also the sad assholes who desperately try to show everyone how much better they are at sports than all the others, most likely had a scary encounter with a netball coach that turned them into a closet queer.
That was cute of you to use the word ‘asinine’. I didn’t know it was dictionary.com day. Dang it I always miss that day! Some day I will be a thesaurus rex too…quite a defensive reply from you, thesaurus rex. Your emotionally distorted interpretation of this article seems to suggest that perchance you too are in possession of red flags. Perhaps a bushel of red flags? or if you live in tobacco country, a hogshead of red flags. Any road… I’ll answer some of your questions sug’. Tatoos are ok on men but only if they are badass enough. One of these badasses is denis rodman. A man who almost single handedly saved the bulls in the NBA finals vs the jazz…but I digress as i fantasize of the glory days…as far as the ‘mommy issue’ thing goes, i have no reply because i can’t stop laughing. Finally, of course it’s not ok for men to wear makeup or shop for expensive jeans because that shit is gaaaaaay with a capital G.
In other words, do as I say not as I do. Don’t forget to undo the wife’s chain from the sink
Oh, you do know that rodman paints his nails, and cross dresses, don’t you? Guess he must be gay (if you think i’m lying read his book “Bad as I Wanna Be.”)
Thanks for the reminder… The wife’s sink chain is now undone so that she can be chained to the bed in our master chamber. Happy valentines day?
@vincent: Highlight Milo’s text letter by letter and you’ll see that he didn’t include a space – it’s a visual artifact. Nothing like a sanctimonious prick abusing someone for something they didn’t do.