10 Weirdest American Sex Laws
The following are actual s*x laws in the United States that are still on the books today:
1. Oral s*x is illegal in 18 states, including Kansas and Utah.
2. It is illegal in 18 states for a man to have an er*ction that shows through his pants.
3. It is illegal in Willowdale, Oregon, for men to talk dirty to their wives during interco*rse.
4. S*xual interco*rse between unmarried couples is illegal in the state of Georgia.
5. In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun while his female partner is having an org*sm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have s*x with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having s*x with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. In Utah, it is illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. In Washington State, it is illegal to have s*x with a virg*n under any circ*mstances, including the wedding night! However, s*x with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington State, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
Honorable mentions:
- In Bakersfield, California, you must use a condom if you are having s*x with Satan.
- In Virginia, it is illegal to have s*x with the lights on.
- In Clinton, Oklahoma, it is illegal to masturb*te while watching two people have s*x in a car.
- S*xual interco*rse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
- In Minnesota, it is illegal to have s*x with a live fish. (Dead fish are okay though.)
- Engaging in any s*xual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
Sources include San Francisco State University and Alternet.
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#6 cracked me up. I’ve heard a few of the others, but #10 threw me for a loop, ’cause I figured beastiality was illegal everywhere, irregardless of the weight. My question on the first five is “how are the police going to know?” Are they going to stand outside your bedroom window every time you have s*x?
All thous laws are absolutely stupid, why on earth would you wanna have s*xual relations with a porcupine? ….WTF!
Wow, I could of never imagined that these would be laws, this is ridiculous!
i should be in jail for #9
Too funny. What ever possessed the government to p*ss such laws? I want to talk to the woman that suffered when her partner shot off a gun during her org*sm!
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i should be in jail for all pf those laws!!!
except s*x w/ porcupines
@Ewen: There are some seriously retarded and irrelevant laws in the US. For instance, in one Michigan city, did you know it’s specifically written down that it is illegal to detonate a nuclear device over the city? Or how about in Alabama where it’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church, yet incestuous marriages are legal?
LOL @ #6
And here I was planning my vacation to Connorsville, Wisconsin for the sole purpose of inducing a woman into having an organism while firing off my SW 50cal handgun
is it still illegal if i hell yeehaa!?
@Jim: I believe so, but it might mitigate the charges. Though that raises an interesting question in my mind; what if a woman shoots off HER gun while her male partner is having an org*sm? For that matter, what about a guy shooting off his gun while his MALE partner is having one?
So, i’m not sure about all of them, but some of them are bull sh*t. Beastality is illegal in all states, and it doesn’t matter how much they way. And oral s*x is not illegal as long as it’s in your own private home. I guess it’s funny, but it’s not at all true. Don’t by into this, half the everything on the internet isn’t true.
@DJ: It’s all true, actually. Each of these stupid laws is on state’s law books and has been since they were written, generally about 80+ years ago (with the exception of things like ones regarding nuclear devices, which only came into existence about 60 years ago) where religion still ruled much of the government, despite the clear separation of church and state. Go to Dumblaws.com and you can find a rather definitive list of all the various stupid laws in the United States, as well as in other countries. If you can’t believe even THAT, then ask a lawyer.
On a side not, DJ, I don’t mean to sound insulting, but an argument like that would probably carry more weight if you spelled properly with proper grammar.
so let me see if i can get this. the government makes all these laws in the best interest of the people and we all think its bullsh*t, but when they start with all this global warming crap, its suddenly serious?
i personally couldn’t take an authoritative body seriously in any respect with laws like this destroying their credibility
age of consent should also be reduced to 15.
If a male partner shot off his gun while the female was having an org*sm and killed her, do you think they would find that out in an autopsy? Just wondering…
WOW! “Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state” Come here kitty kitty!
seems a pretty girl willing
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LOL To the porcupine issue… If some dumb-*ss wants to try doing a porcupine thats his problem. Hope he finds a steel belted rubber.
Also 5. Engaging in any s*xual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC And so is oral s*x. Why didn’t these get utilized with president Clinton..lol
Yep we have some weird s*x laws here in Utah. I was unaware of the cousin one though. I thought there was some law making oral s*x illegal in Utah also, guess I was mistaken?
#6 – “In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an org*sm.”
Does that mean it’s legal for a man to shoot off a gun when his male partner is having an org*sm? O.o
#10… WTF?!
this is the craziest sh*t ive ever read
these americans have some very f*cked up laws i mean s*x with amimals is legal in washington??????? wtf are these crazy bastards all about, are the politics there high on crack of something???? their laws are so stupid it makes me want to puke, barack obama get a grip on these places PLEASE, s*x with animals is abuse and wrong on so many levels
Some are believable but some sound like urban legends. I wish they would put the appropriate law/code reference by each entry to prove they were researched and not just what “some guy” said.
@Trevor: As I made note of a few times in the comments here, these laws are generally 80+ years old and not taken seriously by any current lawyer, police officer, or judge. Basically, they’re only still on the books because nobody thought to repeal them or they were forgotten about. If you go to DumbLaws.com, you can find many similar laws, many of which have either the full text of that law or a “why it exists” (such as for in Georgia, where it’s illegal to say “Hey, boy.” because it hearkens back to when old racists called black men by saying “Hey, boy.”).
Would someone please post a list of animals that weigh less than 40 pounds. (Jack from Washington State wants to play!)
Is anyone else confused about #10? If you can’t have s*x with a virg*n, how is anyone supposed to become a non-virg*n?
I agree that most of these are probably BS though, lol.
Alot of folks in Georgia need to be arrested!!!!
LOL
# 10 would leave a virg*n, a virg*n for ever ….. WTF
@Timothy Bryce
Age of consent should NOT be reduced to 15 ANYWHERE! An overwhelming number of legal adults prove themselves to irresponsible to be having s*x, let alone 15 year old kids.
@JP
Yeah that’s pretty messed up, I think pretty much everybody agrees with you there. However, specifically citing “these Americans”, that’s just plain ignorant. More than likely where ever you come from has its share of ridiculous laws (and other major fails) also.
Who in tha f*#; made these laws
wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!INDIA is much better……………….
Wow,talk about nooo life!
Lol quagmire from family guy is FUCKED.
Ok, so I’m IN Washington, and if #10 is a law, it’s not enforced. I have friends who lost their virg*nity here. I’ve never heard of the animal one either. I don’t think the police would be happy to see a man with a Yorkie or something…
So, I can’t lose my virg*nity in Washington? lol WOW.
But you can in Utah to your cousin! (As long as you’re under 50!)
anyone really cares bout children at all boys really getting it motherws too beastality in florida also making other people commit suicide to force it is that illegal evidently not special that you need to know you be your wife in cornish valenca family child molesters want to molest children with dogs and animals want to fish and all that want them dead shut them all up beastality these people are all around us all the time with animals s*xually or molesting small children upsettin other people whoever you black haired familyis withthe blue eyes sheriffs who wouldhave to make a law regarding stealing other nothing is illegal here unless done to you why would any sick state have to make any laws regarding animals and s*x with them children in the community at all boys really getting it dieing because child molestation bureau is sure we allwatch our little girls closer than our boys need to wath the bloys more carefully and our grown sons and husbands males in the family child molesters want to do things have and cant stop to other peoples children too crazy to grow an aquarium you can grow children now in a fish tank why bother molesting us all about with dogs and with valenca with suicide never been married toyou at all delusional in your famliiy hallucinations and all that I have childrentoo notthe only people that had children
Who would have to make any laws against being with a dog think its not pedophilia thinks again and child molesters want to makechildren other peoples dothis under the baker act in florida handcuffs want to yap about the children doing this to animals not even theirs fldle and dcf and marshalls to the our fathers too stealing a birth certificate isnt illegal here nothing is cause suicide of children black haIRED BLUE EYES SICKOS PERVERTS in this community and you did do this to chidlren in florida with dogs and other animals cant make peo0ple livein florida baker act you cant with legalized beastality your agenices aer instable not quite right no one can detain anyone embezzle too funds social security checks idthievees military check this is in payment for forcing s*x onyour chidren with dogs and your family in payment want payment pedophilia is partof this beastality
florida has a screw loose a lot of screws loose baker act state wide nationwide screws loose with beastality who were those little boys black haired blue eyed malesmakde them haves*x with dogs fag s*x do this for workfor florida one boy cut his legs off making them have s*x with their mothers name was what white males one doesnt have blackhair cops florida think their cops cops act like this think this up in your family cops handcuff people cops are educated hanging in florida by the neck with sheets andin roanoke virg*nia cops one had 8 years old college in police sciences responded near roanoke virg*nia to 7 buses werebeing hijacked he drove to the 100 south of roanoke small no town with busesarestrandedsideof theroad perpetrators werchild molesters with the buses lynched the police officer in the woods in a tree when he got there police dont make children little boys have s*x with animals get their names socials all that pedophilia for what to file for social security disability mental problems becometh child *ssume the childs identity collect ssa in pahyment for their death of boy in florida little kids pedophiles collecting checks one family dangerous cant be stopped the police do not do this not police at all cantwear a uniform around what child molesters would in groups here pedophiles
the old people hit them in the head with shovels here for their checks social security checks chikld molesters of children do atthe atm machinesin florida embezzlnig us treasury checks in the millions of dollars think we owe them for s*x with our dead boyus andall that in florida
police dont fbi donthave s*xwith animalsmales here that do run around in cop uniforms people think its a cop *ssume identity cops dont have it with animals why impersonate cops not a beauty contest
@ above
I could understand you better if you used things such as commas and periods…
Lmfao these laws are so ridiculous, how would they even know… how the hell would they even come up with this stuff? I think I like number 6 and 10 the best XD
Referring to #10, I guess you have to take a woman to another state for her to lose her virg*nity.
Me..learn proper English and how to type before you post..or are you high on something?
@ Me … LOL that is the most incomprehensible bunch of words i have read in my whole life!
What the heck? I bet people at the capitols get bored on days and go play online poker and that one of them ran out of money and instead of betting their new BMW they made a wager on who could come up with the most fcked up s*x laws because they know that Americans are s*xually active.
I thought of america phone number in my cousin I should be able to marry my cousin if I wanna f*** a porcupine to get splinters in my d*ck I should be able to do that is freedom we did not do this for free we died people died for this I went size of a virg*n islands of laverne if I merge my gun my girls a man org*sm I’m gonna do it I’ll have s*x with anything anyone ama do it is america come from the american j k l o l h I
really. WTF?? Hahaha! this article made my day. LOL:))))
10. So I guess you kinda have to go outa state to lose the v word
Equally amusing is that some of these laws came about because someone actually carried out said acts described in the law, and either they or someone else didn’t like it.
These all need citations. Just sayin’.
As BILLF said, this really needs citations. I live in Washington State and it is not, at all, illegal to have s*x with a virg*n… that is a myth that you were apparently too stupid to research before writing this article.
Charlee, You is real gay. i told you that it is illegal t have s*x with a poricpine in Florida, And That is it illgeal to have s*x wih satan without a condom on you little turd sh*t.
bullsh*t list. suck my d*ck
And here I was laughing my *ss off because I thought it was real, that changed when I read the comments.
Some dumb laws of different states are.
1. Dogs may not bark after 6pm.
2. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
3. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
4. It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You can also find some more dumb laws from here.
Dumb laws
@AIDEN I agree with you. I was so into the article and ready to tell my bf until I read the comments. (Very Upsetting)
I have a big d*ck nd I f*ck girls
I don’t understand why people are saying these laws are stupid or they make the authoritative bodies lack credibility. To me, half of them seem like pretty credible laws, particularly no 6. I understand the “no marrying first cousins before 65″ because that plays safe that the women is 99% not going to get pregnant and give birth to an inbred child.
Number 10 makes me wonder how is it possible for anyone to ever have s*x then if you can’t have s*x with a virg*n eventually there would not be anyone having s*x at all as those who are not virg*ns die off? lol These are so crazy!
Thank god Im from TEXAS. And all those laws suck our D***k. Dont mess with TX punk!!!!!
What a load of bull it says you can’t have s*x with a virg*n in DC hello what sence does that make
Laws just like our brother AMERICANS…
WOW!!! That is speaking very highly of our 4fathers huh. Why would anybody come up with laws like that in the first place. Hell I like it when my man gets off when I do we both are pleased and never interfers with mine so why would I interfer with his LOL. They come up with the dumbiest sh*t I swear too you. Someone needs to do a overhaul of our law. Laws that our not up with the times so too say…
Whoever ‘ME’ is up there reeeeally must be on Adderal or somekind of speed. OR just no life lol, slow down man.
And WHY/HOW is it illegal to have s*x with Satan without a condom? I mean… That’s kind of weird. And I wonder the story behind that law.
In almost all of the above cases these laws do not exist. They are urban legends or internet falsehoods.
This is a prime example of don’t believe everything you read on the internet.
THESE ARE THE DUMBEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN I KNOW TOO MANY PPL WHOVE BROKEN THESE LAWS EXCEPT FOR #6 AND THE ONE WITH THE PORKIPINE
So, I’ll start having s*x with “DEAD” fish now, so I don’t break the law. (Wait that’s why I now have an EX-wife)
It would be nice if the compilers of such lists took the trouble to list their sources of information. Most people laugh at such lists and believe them as Holy Writ, which is not a wise thing to do in a democracy.
Trust but verify. Verify then act.
Knekuwa lagice
@ME: LEARN TO WRITE PROPERLY
After checking I found that most are still in existence and at one point were heavily enforced. Make sure you grease that porky and filet the fish. YORKYS ARE just hairy rats
#10 So they’d stay a virg*n forever unless they moved to a different state?!
I guess i should be locked up……oh well! How are they gonna know if i’m unmarried having s*x in georgia? Really dude? Maybe if they enforced that law our STD #’s will go down…being in the top 10 in the nation is horrible
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