10 Worst Beers You Should Avoid in College
1. Natural Ice – A.K.A. “Natty Ice” or simply “Natty”, this piss also comes as Natural Light. This beer is the closest you can get to tasting like sour water that’s been sitting in the pipes of an abandoned house for 5 years without actually giving yourself stomach ulcers. Although it might actually be too soon to declare that second part. If you want to be known as the trashy southern kid with an alcoholic father and an all-around girl-repellent, go for this one. (Coor’s version would be KeyStone Light.)
2. Olde English 800 – Okay, let’s go ahead and include ALL other so-called “malt liquors” including Mickey’s, Hurricane Ice, Big Bear, Colt 45, and whatever that other green sh*t is that they sell at 7/11 stores. Take all the judgements mentioned above but tack on “cheap*ss” and you will inch closer to the type of reputation you will radiate by drinking this crap. And you thought vodka was the poor man’s drink…
3. Busch – The only beer that gives you the sh*ts immediately after consumption. At least they deserve a medal for something.
4. Pabst Blue Ribbon - Normally I’d chalk up PBR to the likes of Budweiser, Coors, and Miller – mediocre, but doable. But the fact that the entire goddamn world of hipsters and douchebags has revived this sh*tty beer into some sort of trendy beverage disgusts me. Jesus Christ, seriously? Why can’t all you indie kids just stick to Red Stripe, which is at least somewhat decent?
4. Old Milwaukee, Milwaukee’s Best, Etc – I don’t know what the hell kind of city Milwaukee is, but I’m putting my money on “sh*thole” based on the fact that any beer with Milwaukee in it’s name smells like a v*gina in the middle of a rancid yeast infection.
5. MGD 64, and all other “low calorie” beers – Only in America could beer companies like Miller who are already selling pure piss figure out a way to water things down further and STILL come out with a profit. Applies to Coors Aspen Edge, Sleeman Clear Lager, and dozens more.
6. Bud Light Lime, Bud Light Chelada - Holy hell. The only thing worse than drinking pee is drinking spicy sour pee. You’d think that instead of masking the lack of flavor with fragrances that closely resemble stomach acid, these “breweries” might try to… nope. Nevermind.
7. Fruity Beers - Before you post some gay-*ss comment about how Sam Adams Cherry Wheat is “kinda good actually!” let me just shut you up right there. I don’t give a rat’s. There are some things that simply don’t belong in a brew, no matter how sh*tty a company it is. Included on the list is fruit, chili (i.e. Cave Creek Chili Beer), coffee (i.e. Redhook Double Black Stout), and vitamins (i.e. Winter Park Beer… WTF?). If you want to enjoy one of these bastards in the comfort and privacy of your own home, then please do so. But don’t go turning the world into a bunch of faggots in public. Please. Please.
8. Latino Beers - If your climate is too muggy to properly grow wheat and hops, and you are too poor to import quality ingredients, well, it’s a disaster waiting to happen. We’ve got Corona from Mexico, Salva Vida from Honduras, Imperial from Costa Rica, and the list goes on and on. Pretty much all beers south of the border come in bottles that look like they were manufactured in the 1950s and taste a bit like cardboard mixed with small bits of cocaine. And no, that’s not a good thing.
9. Red Dog - When the only thing going for a beer is that when you look at their logo upside down it looks like Batman eating out Catwoman, it should be a major red flag. Although maybe not.
10. Schlitz - Just saying this word make you feel like a total faggot, or child molester, or perhaps both. Especially when its one of the only beers for sale in Provincetown, MA. It doesn’t help that its fizzier than a broken Coke fountain. You’ve been warned.
Dishonorable mention: Any beer made in Korea. (Hite, OB, etc.)
What beers would you add to or remove from this list? Comment below!
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This is a really funny article, and I have to agree with most of your opinions. Except for Pabst and Latino beers. Most Latino beers are great, Corona sucks though, especially as much as people hype it up to be the greatest beer.
You forgot one of the most deadly of all, the home brew beer, known to taste like anything from teast water to burnt dogsh*t and with the potential of doing anything from destroying your taste buds or making you go blind to liver damage and death, be warned when someone offers you first taste on their homebrew it’s usually best to run like hell.
god forbid you should like to drink a beer that is “going to turn the world into a bunch of faggots” or one that is from south/central america/mexico, or korea, or a beer like natty that will make you seem like a “trashy southern kid.” all this racist rhetoric pretty much invalidates the authors opinions imo
Might be worth pointing out that beer is typically made from malted barley- not wheat. Your ignorance of beer ingredients also tends to invalidate your opinions.
So I’m guessing by this list that the only beer that the other likes are bud light and coors light, unless he’s trying to impress some girls gone wild type trash and then he steps up to something like heineken or stella.
*Author
you totally forgot bohemian ice(full body shiver)
dude the writer is f*cken retarded. i bet he doesn’t know sh*t about beers and on top of that he’s some white trailer trash incest loving freak. don’t f*cken insult Mexican imported beers.
The write is mostly correct, though I’d happily tack on Budweiser, Coors and all the other big names to this, vomit on them and set the list on fire whilst detonating 47 trucks full of their vile brews…
There are some exceptions to all rules though. The Mexican Carta Blanca is a fantastic beer, and Pacifico (Corona’s bigger brother) is actually a very good lager for hot weather.
Pabst is gross.
Microbrews forever.
The fact that you didn’t include most offerings from Anheuser-Busch (Budweiser, among other sh*t beers) and then b*tch about better beer is kind of saying something.
Also the fact that you fail regarding ingredients (wheat? Only a few beers are made with wheat, dumb*ss)
Your “in your face” attitude about what beer is good or not while ultimately amusing is rife with ignorant commentary and incorrect information.
Hey MrF, Natty Ice is Anheuser-Busch, dumb*ss!
JJ, if you read properly you’ll see MrF wrote “didn’t include most offerings from Anheuser-Busch”, thereby acknowledging that there was an Anheuser-Busch offering on the list, now who’s the dumb*ss?
Two number 4s.
I’d like to know what beers do the article’s author like, if any at all. He seems to be a beer-hater on a crusade; besides, one thing is not-liking beer and another is knowing about beer. Get yorself a little info before rambling-out such nonsense ’cause I can tell you I do know about beer, because of getting info about them and having tasted a lot all around the globe and you’d be surprised to know that some latino beers are amongst the best in the world, including Imperial from Costa Rica. Though I agree with you about Corona.
this prick knows sh*t about beer, he probably drinks just wine cooler to get a buzz. i love corona, even when its not the best in mexico, but give montejo, indio, xx ambar and barrilito, a shot if you like beer that tastes like beer, not just watered-down piss. and stay the hell away from superior, sol, estrella, tropical and gallo when in mexico theyre just crappy excuses for a beer. cheers!!
arent most college kids broke or on a tight budget? i know i was. ok so
1. natty ice, yes it is very very gross. i stopped drinking it when i tried it once in high school. so i agree with you on that one. even though you forgot the title of your blog. see my first sentence if you for got.
2. malt liquors, you’re stupid. they’re cheap and mickeys is pretty good if you ask me. and after one or two do you really care what it tastes like? oh yeah and stella is f*cking awesome. so you’re a dumb sh*t on that one. and vodka is NOT the poor mans drink. the poor mans drink is the subject you decided to write a f*cking blog about! its FUCKING BEER!
3. busch, yeah you hit the nail on the head with that one.
4. pbr is also a good beer, though i can see how a lot of people dont like it. if youre ever in texas try lone star, its the pbr of texas but it tastes better. but your reason for not liking it is lame. you really dont like it because other people do. i heard hipsters like to breathe air too.
umm you did 4 twice. but 4 1/2 through 6 i agree with.
7. fruity beers, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A LAMBIC BEER!!!??? SHIT! know what you’re talking about when you’re expecting someone to listen. im going to guess youre 22 or 23. and what about hefeweizens? alot of those you squeeze a lemon or orange into and those are some of the best beers in the world.
8. latino beers, you know most of those breweries were founded by german and checkoslovakian immigrants right? meaning they’re using centuries old recipes. NOT USING WHEAT!!! and you seem like you would love the 1950′s. you hate gays, non-whites and you seem to have an antiquated education.
9. ehh doesnt miller make red dog and milwaukees best, pretty much every big brewery in america sucks and they make beer that you dont think they make.
10. or rather 11. schlitz FUCK YOU! this one gets a p*ss cause jerry lee lewis wrote a bad *ss song about it. that and i wanted to say f*ck you. learn about what youre writing about before you take the time to do it and learn how to count.
@retarded, schlitz sucks *ss. latino beers were founded by immigrants who didn’t have the f*cking ingredients they needed to make “centuries old” recipes i.e. the centuries old hops farmers, you idiot. hefeweizen doesn’t have fruit brewed inside it. i guess you chose the correct username…
@anonymous i didnt say hefeweizen had fruit brewed in it. i said you squeeze fruit in to it. and yes there are a few that have fruit brewed in it.
i also didnt say schlitz was good. i said it got a p*ss because a bad *ss piano player wrote a song about it.
yes the immigrants did have the ingredients. i was trying to point out that the author is a racist prick.
also go f*ck your self if you dont know a mr. show reference.
you stupid f*ck,
dr. retarded
Some of the best beers in the world have fruits in them, like Belgian style apple beer, and Dogfish Head’s own “Aprihop.” So I don’t agree with that on an the list.
And to the guy who said anything a homebrewer makes should be on the list, guess what nearly all of your “good beers” used to be.
This would be a bit better if you went with more joke’s and less ranting. Sound’s a little dumb with constant swearing.
The Author is correct on a few points. American Light Lagers are gross. This includes Coors, Miller, Heineken, and numerous others. Other American beers to avoid would be “european imports” such as Guinness, what Americans receive is as far from the iconic brew who’s name it bears as it can get.
Micro brews are the only beers that deserve a place in your fridge/bar/cabinet.
The Author is very very very wrong on the most important point. Fruits and spices are a vital part of brewing history. Coffee is an excellent additive to brews. Finally, homebrew is the purest form of culinary art. If you can’t take joy in a lovingly crafted homebrew then you are an uncultured swine and should stick to your m*ss produced pisswater.
@Hozr
Heineken is Dutch
Fruit in beer = breaking Man Law
The only bad*ss fruits are pumpkins because Georgie Washinton pioneered pumpkin beer
turn the world into faggots? that’s just the kind of drama a gay man would use. or is it persons of gayness?
Apricot beer is good and f*ck you if you don’t like it.
Ultimately, you are the kind of homo gay men won’t even hang out with if you choose your beer based on anything other than your own personal tastes. Sitting around hoping your beer doesn’t end up on some “sh*tty beer” list is the ultimate failure. Grow a pair and drink whatever the hell you want.
Don sounds like a huge faggot
Don’t you dare forget the greatness of “Steel Reserve.”
We used to get bombed off of 40s of this crap daily.
The beauty part is we only paid like $0.75 per 40oz.
The bad part was that it tasted like holy hell and it made you think kayaking down frozen mountains was a super good idea.
carlsberg special brew.. worst beer ever. tastes like pissy cardboard. strong as f*ck but still not worth drinking. mainly sold in ireland.
I drank Natty all throughout college. Cheap, goes down easy, and overall just awesome
Natty Ice = Not recommended
Some valid points, but mostly a sh*tty list.
f*ck u writer . . . give me my coors keg . on ice please
I like most of the beers on the list lol…. what beers do u suggest if theese r so awful
This is fantastic.
I love the vivid imagry *ssociated with 1: Natty Ice. I feel it is as consice as it is deserved.
Well done, chap.
Tsingtao beer. I would rather suck the liquid sh*t out of an overweight, yeast infected b*tches *ss then to drink another sip of “Chinas Finest Beer”.
dude your an idiot, I don’t know what the hell kind of city Milwaukee is, milwaukee is the beer capitol of the united states you f*cking p*ssy, we have the most DUI’s
It’s absolutely impossible to avoid Natty and Keystone. They’re both gross but there is far worse.
Genny Light and Genesee Cream Ale are about the worst I’ve come across. The Cream Ale in particular gives you the worst hangovers.
I LIKE CORONA TASTE GOOD WORKS TO DESIRED EFFECT AND NO HANGOVERS
All the beers that you ranted on i really dont care except for PBR. It is without a doubt my favorite beer, it is right up there with bud light,heinken, and miller light. Your reason was that “hippsters” drink it so that makes it bad. You sir are what we at the pub call a follower, seeing as how you want to standout i bet you havent even drank a pbr, so for attention you have ranted on a good beer. And lastly WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DRINK?! If it is so good then why didnt you share that with the rest of us? go to hell
the writer SUCKS! I like bud w/lime and PBR is cool
True, but not practical advice, since in college being broke most of the time is a reality, you drink what you can get. I had to ration myself to one bottle of Ballentine’s a day, and a six pack was only $2.19. You didn’t mention Schmitt’s. And yes it tastes and gives you what it rhymes with. I think it was about $1.50 a six pack. I worked on an oceaography project one Feb. in the Chesapeake Bay and the platoon tent we were living in had a wall of cases of it separating the sleep area from the mess line. People were coming and going at all hours from one shift to another. You’d come in from your shift, eat and shot gun a six pack of two just so you could sleep through all the noise. It tasted like crap, but it got the job done and when you woke up, it really cleaned you out.
Never would have thunk I would find this so inidspesnblae.
A rich kid must have made this list because Pabst Blue Ribbon is like George Washington charging down your throat chasing red coats and indians. It’s an all american beer with a taste that only the true american can appreciate.
cheap piss water has its place in society. plus i think some ppl are actually proud to drink pbr, bud, and natty ice.
coors falls into this category, but interestingly enough, freshness is a huge factor. if you are ever in golden CO and you drink a coors, it’s almost good. sure bavarian beer is on a whole other level. they’ve been makin beer for all the right reasons and for centuries.
i personally enjoy IPAs from the pacific northwest, sam adams, brooklyn, becks, red stripe, hacker, weinstefan, spaten,
long trail, magic hat, stella, harp, newcastle etc. etc. you get the idea.
every now n then me and some friends will house a case of mgd, corona or w/e. id just prefer to be plenty drunk by the time that happens.
also i think its pretty clear the author has issues
oh and fosters. fosters is pretty good.
… reach for a cold coors light, it turns blue when your beer SUCKS!
you know after reading the article i agree that the author is a racist dumbf*ck but what amazes me the most is how all the commenters drink piss i mean they keep comparing this sh*t to pissy cardboard and piss in a bottle seriously when was the last time you drank some piss
How about, “Don’t drink beer/alcohol att all…” it’s a horrible, HORRIBLE thing to do.
straight from wiki
“All Old Milwaukee products have won top honors at the Great American Beer Festival and the World Beer Cup. Over the past 10 years, Old Milwaukee Light has won more awards than any other light beer in America.”
Keep the Natty and Keystone off the list! Thats cl*ssic frat water. Beer so cheap we drink it like/instead of water.
This author abviously has no idea what he is talking about. Fist of all I highly doubt he’s drank all the beers in the world therefore he can’t be dissing on beers made in other countries and secondly some of the reasons that he gives for “sh*tty” beers make no sense. I don’t like corona as much because it’s too acidy for my taste but that doesn’t mean other people don’t like it. My bf love’s it but that’s cause he’s a beer guy and I’m a liquior girl. You can’t tell someone what not to drink if there is no valid reason. And lastly what college students shouldn’t drink are expensive beers and liquiors becaus college students are already broke enough to start off with. College students drink what is best for their pockets even if its not the best tasting beer or your favorite beer but as long as you like it (somewhat like it) it should be good enough. That being said Author you must have never been a college student.
Old Mil all the way.
It’s whatevs, let the guy (author) think what he wants, no one wants to hear a bunch of people argue. If u like American style beers, budweiser, coors, and miller are fine… And some people like to drink a LOT but don’t like to put on the weight so they drink the light versions. Why you’d want to spoil nice beer like grolsch or Stella, idk… So that’s why people are so confused about good beer. If u wanna get drunk, by all means pick up a few 40′s of steel reserve, if u wanna enjoy something take your time looking for a good craft brew that suits yourself personally
You sound Korean.
Haha, great article. Loosen the f up people, it’s humor. The guy didn’t break into your mom’s house in the middle of the night and smack her in the face with his schlong.
Furthermore, all mainstream lightish beers do in fact suck but have their place. Spices and fruit in beer also suck, and if you put fruit in any wheat beer other than the crap on par with sam adams cherry wheat to drown out the taste, you need slapped. Putting fruit into Franziskaner or Tucher is like touching children-wrong on any level.
i fully support any beverage that drives the male populace to homos*xuality. More poonaner for me…
I love latinos, mexicans. I do not like Germans. I do like Czechs, such lovely smiles!!! oh the czechs have such lovely smiles. have not had a ‘good’ beer since i left the czech republic, but- in america, oy, yes the natty light, mmm no. not toucha the lips my friend. pbr, good to hate but cheap tasty and what a devil in the white city. busch, ahhh the lavish taste of farts in a can, makes you think of america radio in the day where you liked the music once they played it over and over and over again. but each one on the list my friend is the best tasting beer. if they are free. you see i like the free beer. the free beer is the best tasting beer in the entire world. when i pay for beer i am so often disappointed. sometimes not, but so many things can go wrong, and not just with the beer. if i am drinking free beer, nothing, nothing can compare with the taste of the free beer. thank you for this opportunity. thank you thank you my friend. you are so cheap!
Water, malt, hops and yeast. These are the four staple ingredients in beer, the exception being hefeweizen which has wheat instead of malt. Anheuser-Busch uses rice in their brew, which in my opinion, makes all of their products taste terrible. While I give you some credit for having a palate with enough taste to avoid most of the products you’ve listed above, I feel that your article has no merit whatsoever based on your vulgarity and lack of grown-up vocabulary. “But don’t go turning the world into a bunch of faggots” is a prime example. First off, drinking “fruity” beer doesn’t turn anyone into a “faggot” and second, you’ve made yourself sound completely stupid by even using the word…repeatedly. By the way, I find Dos Equis or Negro Modelo very drinkable, both of which are obviously imported.
Whats wrong with natty ice 5.9% sounds good to a drunk like myself lol. GFYS rich *ss yuppie drink your budlight fag beer and suck yourself off in the corner XD
If you’re still on the fence: grab your favorite earphones, head down to a Best Buy and ask to plug them into a Zune then an iPod and see which one sounds better to you, and which interface makes you smile more. Then you’ll know which is right for you.
The author’s ‘knowledge’ of beer is beyond laughable and deplorable. I will not repeat anything else that has been previously stated, but there is a huge world of beer out there if you are willing to delve into it.
I will agree that most of the pale, light and adjunct lagers that the author mentions are not my cup of tea, but why all the hate? Let people drink what they want. If they want to drink products from macrobreweries, let them. If they want to support their local craft beer scene, let them.
Beer is beer. It has been around since the dawn of civilization, and it is a sure bet that it will still be around years from now. Drink what you will, think what you will.
This list is stupid. All we drank in college were these beers (minus the fruity, vegetable, and low-calorie ones.)
Lighten up d*ckheads this article gave me a good laugh. Beer it keeps me going.
I almost never leave a response, but i did a few searching and wound up here this blog name. And I actually do have some questions for you if it’s allright. Is it simply me or does it look like some of the responses look like coming from brain dead folks?
And, if you are posting on additional online sites, I would like to keep up with anything fresh you have to post. Could you list of all of all your community pages like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?
I made suptid comment i look dumb bedcacuse I use bad grammers. List is good so far but pabst blue ribbon is good beers for good price.
http://orient.bowdoin.edu/orient/article.php?date=2007-11-02§ion=4&id=7
Stella tastes just like PBR!
Keystone Ice! Worst beer ever!
Your are a stupid *ss sh**head that doesn’t know d*ck about beer. Yeah while most of these beers on this list are completely grotesque you tell others not to even try them. I believe that everyone should try each beer once if you really want to learn about beer. You even completely categorized some types of beer as all being completely horrible like Latino made beers and beers made with fruits. Did you just hop off of the “short bus” or are those the only beers you’ve ever tried in your life? Did you know that there are thousands upon thousands of different beers made across the world? Maybe you should learn a thing or two about the ingredients used to make beer as well you imbecile. You have no idea whatsoever about making or trying beer. “Home brews” or micro brews could be some of the best beer you have ever poured over those useless taste buds of yours. I would never run from a beer someone brewed on their own. It would have to be much better than many of the corporate American beers that flood the market here. So take a lesson from the many negative comments I have seen today on your completely rhetorical little rant you’ve blabbed about on this site and LEARN A FEW “BASIC THINGS” ABOUT BEER BEFORE YOU GO BASHING ANY CHEAP BEER THAT SPARKS INSIDE THAT PUNY BRAIN OF YOURS”!! Besides I think you just wrote this so you could make a few girls laugh and maybe finally lose your virg*nity you p*ssy. You probably don’t even like beer, beer is for the real man little buddy.
James White, have you ever tried a Stella. It tastes nothing like PBR! PBR is like Busch but even nastier but because of all of the “hipsters” (which that part of the few other things on this article was true) they have jacked the price up to almost the expense of a “premium beer”. PBR is almost like mixing 3/4 of a Busch beer with the rest filled with Natural Ice, while Stella is highly carbonate so that has a very high carbonated content like ginger ale while the beer tastes well I’m not really sure anymore it’s been a while since I’ve had one but I do know for a fact that it is much more “bubbly” and tastier than PBR! I mean come on man Stella is actually one of the few beers on American shelves that does taste sort of good for the price.
James White, have you ever tried a Stella?**
(which that part among the very few other things of this article is true)**
while Stella is has a very high carbonated content such as ginger ale**
(I hate when I make grammatical errors so I just had to fix them, I’m sure there are more but I don’t have THAT much time; besides it’s St. Patrick’s and I’ve got to go try some more beers myself.)
I found your insight and suggestion funny until you wrote ‘gay *ss’ and ‘faggot’. Not a good choice of words. As a writer, blogger, whatever you want to call it, your work can inspire people. It’s witty, funny, and it would be terrible to turn people off by having homophobic undertone, whether it’s intentional or not. I can handle a lot of things, but I just think there are better ways to be funny rather than using the tasteless words.
Guinness ya sons a b*tches
THIS HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST BEER REVIEW EVER!!!
Well your comment has IMO invalidated your opinion of his option of whom I was considering a superior opinion
You forgot Keystone Light. I’ll never forget it; it was my first beer in college. The moment I took a sip I thought “someone pissed in my cup.” Everytime I see those commercials saying that Keystone is smooth like Keith Stone I want to shout “LIAR!”
You sir are an idiot.
You no little to nothing about beer.
I am a big fan of microbrews and imports,my favorite being Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout, but I still love PBR. Light and a better taste than Bud/Miller/Coors. Good session beer.
Some Mexican beers are quite alright. I like Pacifico, Negra Modelo and Bohemia.
Here is some food for thought how about we just drink what we like and forget about all the violence lol, isn’t the point of drinking to feel good? So all y’all neg *ssholes piss off ! So us southern, whitetrash, fag, collage loosers can get our drink oon! Hell ya!
Best beer advice I ever got was from a real biker chick…”Buy cheap beer — they only taste the first one anyway…”
Fags
Coffee beer rules, you dumb *ss frat boy.
Corona sucks, but there are many Mexican great beers that probably you’ll never be wealthy enough to try.
4. Old Milwaukee, Milwaukee’s Best, Etc – I don’t know what the hell kind of city Milwaukee is, but I’m putting my money on “sh*thole” based on the fact that any beer with Milwaukee in it’s name smells like a v*gina in the middle of a rancid yeast infection.
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You should’ve bet actual money, you could have cleaned up big. Milwaukee isn’t a very nice place to live. I’m not alone in saying this either, the last time the city didn’t post negative population growth was way back in the 1960 census.
Aside from a small handful of neighborhoods clustered on the shore of Lake Michigan (East Side, Bay View) or on the western and southern outskirts of town, the place is a poverty stricken craphole. I’m from here, hell I’m from the craphole part.
Not to mention, a producer of some of the worst beer in America (excluding our microbrews). Such crap brews include Olde English 800, Steel Reserve 211, Miller in all of it’s hideous forms, Mickey’s and Milwaukee’s Best.
Miller makes all of these, which is why they’re still made here. All of the others (Pabst, Schlitz) got the hell out.
You hit the nail on the head with this list.
This is alarmingly homophobic AND racist. Terrible article. Dismissing fruit in beer shows the writer has no clue what he’s talking about.
Milwaukee’s best, aka. the beast, served it’s purpose in college. It was affordable and it was beer. I didn’t give a rat’s arse about the taste. Hell, half the time I was sucking it down through a tube. Author is clearly a douche.
You, uh, really like the word faggot there, dontcha. Why don’t you try joining the rest of us in the 21st century where we try to not be homophobic douchebags.
Why is everyone here so surprised that someone who wrote an, well, let’s be polite and call it “article”, about beer is a homophobic mildly racist stereotyping backwards and uneducated guy who probably thinks of beer as some sort of manly ambrosia that merely being *ssociated with immediately causes hair to sprout on your chest and balls (and gay guys to get hard but go out of their way to avoid you because obviously you’re too much man for another guy too handle, I mean, sure you imagine yourself pounding one of their nice, firm butt cheeks sometimes, you know, like your dad used to do to you, but that would be some gay business, and you’re not gay. No sir, you like women. Flat chested women with a really big clitoris and bad shaving habits.)? Naturally everyone in their right mind is completely aware that beer is merely a beverage and that drinking it, and philosophizing about what makes a good beer, does not improve your masculinity, nor does mixing it with fruit or other things make you a (and I am merely quoting, not using the word to make myself seem more like a manly man-guy) faggot.
It’s called a Carlsberg lad!
Lovely bit of racist, homophobic sh*t writing. I bet if the writer knew about microbrews he’d hate those, too. He sounds like a grunting ape in greek letters.
You must be rich, old Milwaukee is great beer and gets #1 results in taste test,I give people Steele reserve in a gl*ss and say , this is really good beer you’ve got to try it, and there like man what is this, all about advertising an da $
Sid is smart