What do you get when you mix Latin, German, and French, along with a bunch of other linguistic tidbits (gross!)…? You get English, one of the most horrifyingly dirty languages in human history. Please note that these words are able to reach their shocking levels of disgust by their phenomenal suggestiveness, while not actually crossing the line into being foul. Some might not seem dirty until you’ve actually witnessed someone drop one of these bad boys off their tongue in public, at which point you will probably throw up a little bit in your mouth (like when an old lady in Trader Joe’s... 

1. The one and only business model for Apple is narcissism. Its true. And for what its worth, the only “geniuses” that work for Apple are the members of their marketing team, because holy hell, we all know that the best way to sell a product in this day and age, especially to Americans, is to patronize their self-righteous beliefs.There are only 2 types of people that buy a Mac: 1) Wannabe nerdy-types that are trying to prove how knowledgeable they are about everything in the tech world 2) Wannabe hipster-types that are trying to prove how knowledgeable (read: trendy and/or “not...