10 Worst Beers You Should Avoid in College
1. Natural Ice – A.K.A. “Natty Ice” or simply “Natty”, this piss also comes as Natural Light. This beer is the closest you can get to tasting like sour water that’s been sitting in the pipes of an abandoned house for 5 years without actually giving yourself stomach ulcers. Although it might actually be too soon to declare that second part. If you want to be known as the trashy southern kid with an alcoholic father and an all-around girl-repellent, go for this one. (Coor’s version would be KeyStone Light.) 2. Olde English 800 – Okay, let’s go...
6 Ways To Deal With An Annoying Roommate
Some people have all the luck when it comes to college roommates; they move in and connect with a perfect stranger on the first day of the semester, and they’re set for the next four years. Most of us, though, have a bad roommate situation at least once in our college careers. The perfect stranger might be your complete opposite, or rooming with your high school best friend might turn out to be a pretty terrible idea after all. Either way, these solid strategies for dealing with an annoying roommate might help you turn a nasty situation into something great – or at least livable. 1....
Bearing Down on Tiger Woods
Nauseated by media’s treatment of Tiger Woods. Like most people I am curious to know, but the rancor and bloodthirstiness of what I hear, feel and see in the media about Tiger is nauseating. I won’t buy it anymore, even if it’s cleverly disguised as news. Tearing To Shreds – Just Because You Can? To begin with, right after an accident is not the time to tear people apart. Unless you’re an animal, of course, in which case an accident makes you appear dinner in the eyes of other animals. But we’re talking human race here. What would these Tiger journalist-experts...
Top 10 Reasons Why Mac Sucks
1. The one and only business model for Apple is narcissism. Its true. And for what its worth, the only “geniuses” that work for Apple are the members of their marketing team, because holy hell, we all know that the best way to sell a product in this day and age, especially to Americans, is to patronize their self-righteous beliefs.There are only 2 types of people that buy a Mac: 1) Wannabe nerdy-types that are trying to prove how knowledgeable they are about everything in the tech world 2) Wannabe hipster-types that are trying to prove how knowledgeable (read: trendy and/or “not...